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Learning ‘Murican

May 18, 2015 by Leave a Comment

America

“Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne

I’ve been living in the US for 6 weeks at this point and I’m loving it. But it’s certainly different, so I’ve decided to list a few of the things that either intrigue me or just leave me lost for words.

Strip-Las-Vegas-by-daniel-knott-at-flickr-3388749688_37cc92947cTRAFFIC: 

  • Everybody speeds. And I mean EVERYBODY. Police, civilians, everybody. Not me though!
  • Nobody indicates. Nobody seems to want to let you know where they intend to go. I do though!
  • You can turn right at a red light, it’s freaking awesome. Just give way!

 

CoronaSHOPPING:

  • 36 Cans of beer – $23
  • 750ml Jim Beam – $17
  • 750ml Hpnotiq – $17
  • 20 Cans of Dr. Pepper Cherry – $6

At those prices, you can’t afford NOT to be come an alcoholic!

And that’s just some of the essentials! It’s all cheap and it’s all good!

 

 

ff9bfe46f7454aad8e84a79a2a947377GUNS:

  • Pretty much anybody can own a semi automatic weapon,
  • I currently do not own a firearm, but you better believe it’s happening very soon!

 

 

There’s plenty of weird and wonderful things happening in America, stay tuned and I’ll let you know what they are!

 

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