“Life is tough, but it’s tougher if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne

I’ve been living in the US for 6 weeks at this point and I’m loving it. But it’s certainly different, so I’ve decided to list a few of the things that either intrigue me or just leave me lost for words.

TRAFFIC: 

• Everybody speeds. And I mean EVERYBODY. Police, civilians, everybody. Not me though!
• Nobody indicates. Nobody seems to want to let you know where they intend to go. I do though!
• You can turn right at a red light, it’s freaking awesome. Just give way!

 

SHOPPING:

• 36 Cans of beer – $23
• 750ml Jim Beam – $17
• 750ml Hpnotiq – $17
• 20 Cans of Dr. Pepper Cherry – $6

At those prices, you can’t afford NOT to be come an alcoholic!

And that’s just some of the essentials! It’s all cheap and it’s all good!

 

 

GUNS:

• Pretty much anybody can own a semi automatic weapon,
• I currently do not own a firearm, but you better believe it’s happening very soon!

 

 

There’s plenty of weird and wonderful things happening in America, stay tuned and I’ll let you know what they are!